BREAKING: HAHA! Jimmy Kimmel publicly humiliates Trump over accepting an award he didn’t win and offers Donald one of HIS many awards…for price!
The late-night talk show host and prominent Trump critic wasted no time in roasting the president for the pathetic display that played out in the Oval Office today as Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado tried to worm her way back into Trump’s good graces by giving him her Nobel Peace Prize.
“Trump loves awards,” Kimmel said. “Giving him an award seems like the only way to get him to do anything. And with that said, Mr. President, I have an offer I think you’ll find difficult to refuse. If you, and only if, you agree to pull ICE out of Minneapolis and put them back at the borders where they belong, I am prepared to offer you one of the following trophies that I have been honored with over the years.
“The Daytime Emmy I won for Best Game Show Host in 1999, that could be yours. Or perhaps you would prefer my Clio Award for my work selling crap to people, or my Webby Award, the most prestigious award the internet can give, or my Writers Guild Award. This is a good one.”
“You see, it looks nice. Or best of all, I’m willing to hand over my 2015 Soul Train Award for White Person of the Year. You do this.”
“The choice is yours. I will personally deliver any or even all of these to the Oval Office in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone.”
A tempting offer indeed, Mr. President.
Please accept and leave the good people of Minnesota alone while you massage your bloated, malignant ego with unearned and undeserved accolades.