Joke of the day: life of Judy

Judy married Ted and they had 13 children. Ted died of heart disease.

She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Twelve years later, Bob was tragically killed in a car accident.

Judy remarried once more—to John—and they had another 5 children. After all that, Judy finally passed away, having raised 25 children in total.

At her funeral, the preacher said:
“Lord, they are finally together.”

Ethel leaned over to her friend Margaret and whispered:

Ethel: “Margaret, do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret (smirking): “I think he means her legs, Ethel.

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