Joke of the day: Ugly baby

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

Nine months later, the wife delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed into the nursery—and was horrified to see the ugliest baby he’d ever laid eyes on.

He confronted his wife:

“There’s no way I can be the father of this child—look at our two beautiful daughters! Have you been fooling around on me?”

His wife simply smiled and replied:

“Not this time.”

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