Donald Trump touched down in Washington and immediately dove into a credibility-free, hour-long Truth Social freakout that read like the to-do list of a president completely unanchored from daylight logic.

Shortly after returning from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, where he spent much of his time fumbling through speeches and seems to have mixed up Greenland and Iceland, Trump unleashed more than 70 posts and reposts from midnight to 1 a.m. ET —and that was just the warm-up act.
His targets were familiar: President Joe Biden, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, and Vice President Kamala Harris all got name-checked, dragged, or hit with unfiltered election denial rhetoric that’s been debunked countless times. Trump also hyped MELANIA, the upcoming $40 million Amazon documentary about his wife, as if his audience wasn’t already lost in an echo chamber of chaos.
In classic Trump fashion, he doubled down on 2020 election lies in the early hours of Friday, repeating false fraud claims with zero context or evidence—an exercise in contradiction that’s become more predictable than a sunrise.
He also tried to take credit for the deal that “saved TikTok,” despite the fact that actual policy and legal frameworks around the app are far more complicated and involve multiple parties and ongoing negotiations.
Trump wasn’t just slinging political slurs—he was also curating clips from conservative outlets like Fox, Newsmax, and Breitbart, with headlines that almost read like self-aware satire.
And if you think the physical toll of this nonstop keyboard assault wasn’t noticeable, House Speaker Mike Johnson bizarrely defended Trump’s erratic style, telling reporters that the 79-year-old “sleeps about three hours a night” and somehow boasts that “he outwears everybody in this building by a factor of two or three,” a response so surreal it almost feels like part of the meltdown itself.
Check some of his posts below:




