The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite.
One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, “Oh sir, did you know your barracks door is open?”
He didn’t understand her remark at first, but later looked down and realized his zipper was indeed open. Deciding to have a bit of fun, he called her back in and asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?”
The witty secretary replied, “Why no sir — all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!”