Ron is a 67-year-old man from Arizona who would ride his bicycle to his brother’s house every weekend. It usually took him 2 hours, and he always made it there by 2 PM. One day, a boy decided to try to ride his bike in one hour. He put on his helmet and started pedaling. … Read more
The blonde girl tried out for the cheerleading squad, but she wasn’t chosen. The brunette girl tried out for the cheerleading squad, and she was chosen. After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait for the results. The blonde went to see if she had made it home that night. The blonde found … Read more
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ”Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke? The establishment goes completely silent at once. The woman standing next to … Read more
The bartender asked if I was okay. The old man looks sad and says that he just married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s blonde, twenty-five years old, very smart and has a great sense of humor. She’s also a great cook and a very clean housekeeper. The bartender looks at the old man … Read more
A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.” the bartender says, “What’s an M L?” She says, ” A Miller Light.” Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.” the bartender says, “what’s a B L?” She says, ”Bud Light.” Another Brunette walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.” … Read more
A woman sees a grandfather and his grandson arguing in a supermarket. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long… easy boy.” William is having a hard time controlling his anger. His grandad is trying to help him by telling him that it will be okay, and that they … Read more
Although children are often very direct with one another, there are times when they must say things that might upset their parents. Nevertheless, kids have a responsibility to express their opinions, despite the fact that they aren’t always able to control what they say. Online attention was recently drawn to a letter that a coworker’s … Read more
Ben and Jerry’s decided to join the Woke Train to Nowhere, and it has officially cost them big. Publix CEO Joe Barron released a memo stating that the company, which is employee-owned and very family oriented, will no longer carry Ben and Jerry’s Ice cream products. “They’ve engaged in a culture war, unfortunately, which is … Read more
The lovely Raquel Welch reached her eighth decade on September 5, 2020. It was a date worth celebrating for this much-admired star of stage and screen. Born Jo Raquel Tejada in Chicago 1940, she originally wanted to dance. Raquel’s legendary physique actually proved to be an obstacle! Speaking to the Sunday Post in 2018 she … Read more
Incredibly beautiful Barbara Eden will be 92 this year and we can all agree that she looks like she hasn’t aged a day. The I Dream of Jeannie star is as stunning as ever and we couldn’t help but share her recent photos of her with you. Barbara Eden was born Barbara Jean Morehead on … Read more