The blonde girl tried out for the cheerleading squad, but she wasn’t chosen. The brunette girl tried out for the cheerleading squad, and she was chosen.
After they both had tryouts, they went home to wait for the results.
The blonde went to see if she had made it home that night.
The blonde found out she had won the competition and called the other contestant, but she didn’t answer, so the blonde went home.
The next day, the brunette called the blonde to see if she wanted to go over their test results together.
The girls meet each other at school. The blonde agrees to meet the brunette.
The brunette got to the school first, so she looked at the scores to see if both she and the blonde had made it.
When the blonde gets there, she finds her name on the list. Then she says: “Yes! I did it again, I did it last night and I did it again today. I’m on the move!”
I went to watch a movie the other night.
I felt a little more spacious, so I sat in the aisle seat as usual. Just as the feature was about to start, the blonde woman in the middle of the row got up and tried to get out. “Sorry, sorry, oops, sorry, sorry, I have to hurry, oops, sorry!”
By the time it got to me, I was trying to look around and was a little impatient, so I said, “Didn’t you do this a little earlier?”
“No!” she whispered loudly. “The message ‘Please turn off your phone’ just flashed on the screen. Mine is in the car.”
Bob walked into the sports bar around 9:58 PM and sat down next to a blonde woman. He stared up at the TV, not noticing anyone else in the bar.
On the 10 PM news, the news crew was reporting on a man who was standing on a ledge on a tall building, preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and asked if he thought the person jumping would jump high.
Bob said he thought the person might jump.
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he wouldn’t do it with 20 bucks.”
Bob put a $20 bill on the bar and said, “Your turn!”
When the movie started, a blond woman in the middle of the row got up and started moving around. She was constantly apologizing and making mistakes.
By the time she got to me I was trying to look around her and was a little impatient so I said “Couldn’t you have done it a little earlier?”
“No!” she whispered loudly. “The message ‘Please turn off your phone’ just flashed on the screen. Mine is in the car.”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a jump from the building.
The blonde was very upset but happily gave Bob the $20. “Fair fair. This is your money.”
Bob said he couldn’t take your money because he saw this news report about someone jumping from a building earlier today.
The blonde replied, “So did I, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
Bob took the money that was given to him.