Just in: Kathy Griffin Files for Bankruptcy, Cites Elon Musk as Cause

Los Angeles, California – Comedian Kathy Griffin is filing for bankruptcy after a series of unfortunate events that she claims were caused by none other than the tech billionaire Elon Musk.

According to sources close to Griffin, the trouble began when she decided to purchase a Tesla Model S, Musk’s flagship electric car. Griffin, known for her love of all things shiny and new, was thrilled with her purchase and quickly began showing it off to anyone who would listen.

Unfortunately for Griffin, her enthusiasm for the car soon turned to horror when she discovered that the vehicle had a number of serious mechanical problems.

The car would frequently shut down while she was driving, leaving her stranded on the side of the road. Despite numerous trips to the dealership and calls to Tesla customer service, the issues were never resolved.

To make matters worse, Griffin claims that Musk himself began stalking her on social media, leaving her threatening messages and posting unflattering photos of her online. The comedian says she was forced to hire a team of lawyers to protect herself from Musk’s harassment.

But the final straw came when Musk allegedly hacked into Griffin’s bank account and drained her entire savings, leaving her with nothing. Griffin, who had been living off her savings for the past few years, was left with no choice but to file for bankruptcy.

“Elon Musk is a monster,” Griffin told reporters outside the courthouse. “He ruined my life and I will never forgive him.”

Musk, for his part, denies all of Griffin’s allegations. “I have no idea what she’s talking about,” he said in a statement. “I have never even met Kathy Griffin.”

Regardless of who is telling the truth, it seems clear that Griffin’s financial troubles are far from over. With no savings and mounting legal fees, she may have to find a new career or risk being homeless.

As for Musk, he continues to dominate the tech world and shows no signs of slowing down. But perhaps he should think twice before getting on the wrong side of a comedian – especially one with a history of taking no prisoners.

Read more: Comedian Kathy Griffin suspended from Twitter after mocking CEO Elon Musk

It wasn’t clear whether the suspension was a direct result of her ribbing the billionaire, but Musk warned that impersonator accounts without a “parody” label would be banned.

Comedian Kathy Griffin’s Twitter account was suspended Sunday, the same day she changed her page’s title to “Elon Musk” and mocked the new CEO.

It wasn’t clear whether the suspension was permanent or a direct result of her mockery. It came as Musk announced that accounts that impersonate celebrities and other notables would be prohibited unless they’re labeled “parody.”

Twitter’s policy has always prohibited impersonation, but the immediate action is new.

Musk would appear to be the main beneficiary of his policy, which might seem to contradict his claim to be a “free speech absolutist.” Examples of suspensions for impersonating other people without the “parody” label were few.

They include a user whose page impersonated right-wing provocateur Andy Ngo, who appealed to Musk personally to take action, and someone whose page impersonated actor Keanu Reeves to criticize Musk’s “parody” policy.

In recent days, a wave of Twitter users changed their page titles to his and made statements intended to critique his libertarian outlook and tenure at the platform, which he controls after organizing a $44 billion purchase.

Griffin used her “Elon Musk” account Sunday to urge Americans to vote for Democrats in the midterm elections Tuesday to preserve abortion rights.

“I’ve decided that voting blue for their choice is only right,” she wrote as Musk.

Griffin’s spokespeople and Twitter public relations representatives didn’t immediately respond to requests for comment.

Musk has been widely criticized for his shaky start running Twitter after he criticized its content moderation and promised a new era of free speech. Some feared that former President Donald Trump, banned for allegedly inciting his supporters’ violent invasion of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, would be allowed to return.

Musk said last week, however, that those who have been prohibited were unlikely to return.

He also quickly cut the Twitter workforce, expected to be reduced by 3,700 employees, to nearly half its size, and, in the process, reduced the company’s ability to monitor disinformation and propaganda. Lies and disingenuous memes on social media have poisoned U.S. elections in the last seven years.

Bloomberg reported Sunday that Twitter is trying to rehire some of the laid-off employees, discovering that some would be necessary to roll out some of Musk’s new initiatives. Bloomberg’s reporting was based on two unnamed sources familiar with the company’s personnel situation.

Only three days after having taken over Twitter under the idea he could both expand free speech and police disinformation, Musk tweeted a publication’s wholly unfounded story about the attack on Paul Pelosi, the husband of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., suggesting, “There is a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye.”

Musk’s plan to charge $8 a month for verified accounts for just about anyone, VIPs to the average person, riled up many of his celebrity users who enjoyed the status connected to having the site’s iconic blue check mark on their pages.

That appears to be part of what inspired many to switch their page names to Elon Musk. By using the photos he uses on his page, the accounts appeared to be his, save for their handles and URLs.

On Sunday, comedian Sarah Silverman tweeted that her account had been locked multiple times since Musk took over Oct. 27.

She participated in the wave of Musk impersonations, tweeting under his name, “I am a freedom of speech absolutist and I eat doody for breakfast every day.”