According to Barron, the league isn’t interested in going backward. “We’re hoping more coaches like Mike Tomlin step forward to put players in their place when they stray from their professional responsibilities.”
“It’s really sad. In this silly satirical multiverse, he can’t even do any Nike commercials without the approval of some committee that doesn’t actually exist.” Newhole believes the league’s advice — to go sell hair products — is sound and not at all racist. “I don’t believe in dog whistles,” she commented,” players can’t hear them, so neither can I.”