A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman.
The general replied,
“1956, ma’am.”
The woman, in disbelief, said:
“1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.”
The woman and the general went to her room, and after they were done she said,
“Wow! You sure haven’t forgotten much since 1956.”
The general looked at his watch and said:
“I hope not — it’s only 2130 now.”