A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?” The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.” The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? … Read more
Sorry, but a good blonde joke is too easy to pass up sometimes. 80,000 blondes meet in a football stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde carefully works her … Read more
It’s a firefighter’s duty to make their community feel safe—not just by saving people or putting out fires, but offering reassurance that things will be okay after incidents. Firefighters often deal with people who have suffered a traumatic experience—an accident, the loss of their home—and in those situations, good people skills and a strong, calming … Read more
A beloved actor since she first appeared on the screen in the 1980’s, Andie MacDowell, once known for her distinctive curly brown locks, is now advocating for gray pride as a silver-haired starlet. Gracefully aging, MacDowell said she likes to “compare herself to George Clooney, because why not?” Andie MacDowell, a senior citizen since she … Read more
A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks … Read more
Roseanne Barr’s new show is taking shape. Starting this fall, in the same time slot as “The View,” Rosie will dazzle America with ground-breaking monologues, savvy political commentary, special guests from across the conservative world, and, as an added bonus, Chef Gordon Ramsay. Chef Ramsay will come by once a week, most likely on Thursdays, … Read more
When a teen took a joyride mom’s BMW, he got served some old school Texas style parenting with a spanking right on the side of the road in this viral video. When a 14-year-old took a joyride in his mom’s brand new BMW, he got served up some old school Texas style parenting right on … Read more
Sir Rod Stewart just can’t run out of things to do.His fans have always seen the legendary singer-songwriter in his dashing multicolored coats and his signature feather cut.This appearance is different though.In a video he posted on Instagram, he was seen wearing something else – a neon vest with reflectors akin to a public works … Read more
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and… OH… MY GOD!” Silence followed.. … Read more
My dear girl, The day you see I’m getting old, I ask you to please be patient, but most of all, try to understand what I’m going through. If when we talk, I repeat the same thing a thousand times, don’t interrupt to say: “You said the same thing a minute ago”… Just listen, please. … Read more