A Kansas farmwife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on a few occasions, When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He … Read more
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. … Read more
One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his … Read more
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied: “Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked. They played a game called Bridge, and last night lots of folks were there. As I was about to bring … Read more
Three brothers each marry a woman.The first one married a woman from Minneapolis and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but the house was clean and tidy on the second day. The second brother … Read more
We all know that eating citrus fruits like lemons is good for your health. But did you know that lemons have far more to offer than just tasting great and providing us with vitamins? And you don’t even have to eat them to reap the benefits… Scroll down to learn how to get the most … Read more
In a gentle and hesitant tone, a kind-hearted grandmother dialed the number for St. Joseph’s Hospital and humbly inquired, “May I speak to someone who can provide me with an update on a patient?” The considerate operator responded, “Of course, my dear. Could you kindly provide me with the patient’s name and room number?” In … Read more
A woman renewing her driver’s license at the DMV was asked by the clerk to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. “What I mean is,” explained the clerk, “do you have a job, or are you just a..?” “Of course I have a job,” snapped the woman. “I’m a mother.” “We … Read more
Clint Eastwood vowed to raise his children away from Hollywood culture and believed in “old school” parenting. In fact, his son Scott Eastwood said there was no “new age bullsh*t” parenting from his dad, as he recalled a very pivotal moment when Clint “popped” him in the face when he made one particularly bad decision. … Read more
Kid Rock sure does know how to get a crowd going. During his last performance at West Tallahassee’s famed Spartacus Club, Kid dropped a bomb on “woke” Ford: “That stupid gay rainbow thing? That Ain’t even a real truck.” The big screen then showed Kid next to his massive GMC Silverado, which is definitely not … Read more