Kids try cursing for the first time and their Mom isn’t happy

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6-year-old. “I think it’s about time we start cussing.” The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ass.” “OK!” The 4 year old agrees … Read more

Two Old Guys Were Sitting On A Park Bench.

Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning.The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.The 87-year-old said,“Well, I eat rye bread every … Read more